When Harry Met Sally...

One of the funniest things one can come across is attachment made in the realms of virtual world!
Counting tens of those stupid sagas of eternal bondage harry whimpered in disbelief!

How on earth people can like someone? Even moreso, falling in love sound so unrealistic! They haven’t seen the people, ven’t touched their object of affection and more importantly did not make love and still they claim to be in love??

“That what love is all about, his friend countered!

You just feel it, go through the motions and dream of being in never land with she by your side...there are many such examples where such virtual relationships concluded in a blissful future...”

Arrogant rascal that he was, he retorted, what crap?
“...for those few, I can show you millions of failed ones...

But no, you guys won’t understand as the fallacy of perpetual romance blinds your eyes...

You people won’t fancy your chances with gals in your vicinity...rather go for the worldwide self-defeating notion of finding romance in a maze of impossibility... “

Your call, folks! Don’t say later that I did not warn you...

Well, his friends were used to his ever so potent disgust and pity at so called link-ups....!
And he never budged up from his stance....

As luck would have it, that was until he met sally!

While googling for some notes because of his project work, he met this self proclaimed wild cat (her net ID) character named Sally!

The initial impression of sally to him was a cordial, sweet character who knew how to mind her business...

They were poles apart yet astonishingly similar in few regards...

She gladly exchanged her notes and he in a moment of unidentifiable humility added her in his friends list...

Just for the heck of thanking her...

Once in a while they used to get each other's forwarded mail...that was the only mode of communication...

One funny evening he got her forwarded mail for those "please help me, i am in dire need of B+ blood group" kind of attachment...
Typical of his “I think the best ” attitude, He hissed and mailed her,
“Do you really believe in such pleas?
You must be having better things to do....it’s so weird....”

Well, if you meant I am different, and if you also meant, weird is just another word for different then I'm differently weird and loving it to the hilt...

Ouch! The wild cat rubbed arrogant rascal in an apparently wrong way...

"Ok, let’s talk and discuss rather than passing silly mails which I totally unidentify with..."

Cool...give me your yahoo ID....

Thus began the sequence of unending chats....
Countless poisonous one liners...
Millions of egotistical statements...
And a mutual hatred whose basic fundamental was making other kiss the turf...

None compromised and no one ever thought of not talking again...

"Give me your number and let’s finish it"!

‘I can’t imagine myself tolerating you on phone....’

‘Show me your guts babe...’

‘Kiss my ass..!’

‘Give me a chance, honey...!’

‘You are crossing the limits...’
‘I never had any limits...’

Ok, let’s finish it.i.e.because; sally being the good girl must give a chance to a poor soul...

Ringing.......

"Hello!!!!

All the rage humming inside since long started vanishing as soon as he heard her voice....

‘yes darling!’

Gosh!

Sally...is this you?

‘Of course dodo....’

And the end all conversation took some unexpected turn...